Dimebag Santa
an old man with a beer gut and a bushy, white santa beard that, unlike the clean santa of your childhood memories, looks like he’s been on a bender since the day after christmas. his mrs. claus was likely once a hooker with a substance abuse problem. natural habitats of a dimebag santa include bike rallies, car shows, country bars, and ted nugent concerts.
we didn’t realize that there was a car show going on downtown yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got there and the streets were filled with dimebag santas and chicks that look like they had a rough life.
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