a technique used by ageing prost-tutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.
involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren’t so noticeable.
customer: “you f-ckin’ wornout hag-wh-r-! you duped me into coming in by diming the lights. i know that rotten, old b-tchmeat’s trick.
(verb) : to lionize at a distance. to idealize something or someone who is far away in either sp-ce or time. to forget the faults of someone who has been distanced from you. 1) she eumeterated her boyfriend while he was in israel, forgetting all of his faults. 2) a eumeteration of indian culture can […]
you don’t want to say yes, but not no i love you…eventually… not stating the time and or date of a certain event. “he’s going to ask me out……eventually!”
- pounding the root
jerking off ,masturbating, johnny got caught pounding the root. he thought he locked his bedroom door
- evil veggies
evil veggies is substances like : magic mushrooms or weed something that’s grown as supposed to made in a lab or a homeboys kitchen what where those evil veggies last night bra?. they made my sh-t myself!
also known as “everybody’s kitchen” a cafeteria style restaurant at usc that tastes like licking the crotch of the devil. “evil kitchen” or “sh-t hole” “hey man, want to go get some dinner at evk?” “h-ll no, i would rather chew on some rocks till my mouth bleeds” “yeah that does sound better”