Dimitri Knopf


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a good man with a good heart who is searching for his meaning in life, often going through heartbreaking trials just to feel important in life. has a russian heritage and works through life like a boss>meaning that he owns. when challenge occurs he spits at it and laughs then tempts his challenge like a boss and owns it. since he owns everything he gets whatever he wants.
i feel bad owning this person like a, “dimitri knopf.”

~i wish the song like a boss wasn’t licensed through, “dimitri knopf.”

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