Dinah Jane Hansen
dinah jane hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of fifth harmony. this dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called dinese, which is part-tongan/part-english/part-made-up-hashtags. pero like dinah is always tweeting and she can do it h-lla fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of ally’s. dinah jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. whether she’s falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people’s twitter accounts, or just getting lost, dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.
who was that girl from lylas who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
that was dinah jane hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
don’t mess with dinah jane or she’ll give you a poly beat down!
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