ding-a-long


when, on the road, the car you are trying to p-ss accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.
when i saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, i felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to p-ss.

yes officer, i was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to p-ss that ding-a-long in the f-150!
a cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb–ss
jeff: man, i just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
kyle: dude, your a ding-along.

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