Ding Dong Shit


the act of taking a sh-t on one’s doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like h-ll.
“dude what did you do to make that guy p-ssed off?” “i decided to go on a little ding dong sh-t run!”
the act of sh-tting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that -sshole down the street, then throwing said bag of sh-t at his house.
i can’t wait to ding-dong sh-t fred, he is such a douche.

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