dingbox
a microwave oven. called a “ding box” because it goes ding when it has finished warming up your left over indian
“hey mate this chiko roll is still frozen in the middle”
“oh f-ck sorry mate ill just bung it in the dingbox for you”
a microwave.
what’s pink and taps on the window?
a baby in a dingbox.
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