dingding mother fucker
when you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. after a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherf-cker!” ding ding motherf-cker is a verbal outburst ordering the other person to answer the d-mn phone. additionally, ding ding motherf-cker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.
#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“your phone is buzzing”
“you have messages”
“dingding mother f-cker, answer the d-mn phone!”
or
#2 “your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“dingding mother f-cker, put the seat down, -sshole!”
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