Dingdong deuce
a dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone’s doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
the other morning i was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when i opened the front door, there was a bag of dog sh-t!
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