dingle baby


when a women has given birth too many times that her v-g-n-l walls become the size of a babys head. one day when in the mid stages a pregnancy a premature babies falls out and dangles between her thighs by the ambilical cord. she then has to tuck it back up into her sn-tch before the baby dies. the baby will ofter swing like a pendulum and make a gushy noise against her thighs.
when i saw carols dingle baby i threw up and lost my b-n-r
dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. the sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .
every thing was going great at the red parrot until i took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies
a dinglebaby is a “b-tt cheek”. or plural, “dinglebabies” (b-tt cheeks).
hey broski! poochichi dinglebabies!
look at that dinglebaby!!! ;d

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