Dingle-Berry Rejects
becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. a strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as -ss whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
dingle-berry’s rejects are those that weren’t lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. they are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma’s kitchen floor.
they also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. one can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them ‘rejects’ is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend’s and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
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