Dinosaurism
the religion of all religions. it was created by two special- girls who are not fooled by the age old “g-d” theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. when in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, “what would dinosaurs do?” (w.w.d.d) t-rex is of course large and in charge. when praying to him you must always make your hands into t-rex claws. accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. or not.
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i knew these two girls that practice dinosaurism and they’re the mother flippin!
a subdivision of the sporkism religion. this aspect of the religion is souly bent of the munching or bill gates, emo wh-r-s, france and france related areas, and my chemistry teacher. dinosaurs usually just eat there prey, but they have been known to attack with sporks
emo wh-r-: why…why are you doing this
amazing dinosaur: because, you just dont deserve to live, the whole worlds about dinosaurism baby
emo wh-r-: if only id seen the light earlier…nooooo! a spork
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