Dingle-dead


when you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.
man 1: ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are dingle-dead…
man 2: man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro…
man 1: thanks bro

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