dingle-john
when your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scr-t-m occurs.
dude, did you just call me?
yeah.
it produced a wonderful dingle-john.
oh yeah?
thank you.
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