dingleberries


when wiping your b-tt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to -n-s hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your b-tt.
if you use that generic toilet paper, you’ll get dingleberries.
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a smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones -n-l hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the b-ttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*plink*

ouch! son of a b-tch, that hurt!

then, dingleberry is uphelp by a co-rs- and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own -ss.

english slang name for a p-n-s. less offensive that c-ck, d-ck, or pr-ck, it’s used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a pr-ck using the word p-n-s.
“doctor, i caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it’s very sore and still bleeding a bit.”
a small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the -ss hair like it’s the gym rope
ahhh! where are the scissors!
a piece of sh-t that hangs on one of your -ss hairs and wont fall off.
d-mn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
n. – a klingon near ur-n-s
spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission – elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
a big ball of sh-t hanging down from your -ss hair!
execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin’ out your b-tt.

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