dingleberry fairy
supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you’re sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.
“i bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night.”
the ent-ty that gathers hair, dust, cr-p and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the -ss hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to d-ckslap them.
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