dingleberry scissors
the scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. these scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use–cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
help! mom’s trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!
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