dingleberry
a man’s t-st-cl-s
ow! don’t kick my dingleberries, nate!
a delinquent partial t-rd which grasps -n-l shrubery causing brownish crust to acc-mulate in ones boxers.
my wife tells me that i need to wipe my -ss better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however i like the idea of her down in the bas-m-nt doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.
n. – a klingon near ur-n-s
spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission – elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
a smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones -n-l hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the b-ttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
-plink-
ouch! son of a b-tch, that hurt!
then, dingleberry is uphelp by a co-rs- and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own -ss.
when wiping your b-tt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to -n-s hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your b-tt.
if you use that generic toilet paper, you’ll get dingleberries.
a small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the -ss hair like it’s the gym rope
ahhh! where are the scissors!
a peice of sh-t that hangs fromyour -ss hairs
oh i cant get that dingelberry from my -ss
dried up sh-t that hangs on to the hair of the -ss.
kate: hey josh, i see a dingle berry hanging out of your -ss.
josh: be a good friend and get that for me.
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