Dingledwarf
being unaware of tornadoes.
dude, there is a tornado outside your house. what tornado? i was gaming. you dingledwarf.
someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. by making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)
in addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
a third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy – you have too much time on your hands
girl – (looks down at her hands) … there is nothing on my hands
boy – you’re such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex – where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy – uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex – oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby -winks-
mitchy boy – -rolls eyes- oh my god, you’re such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four – hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 – oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four – ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 – actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four – and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 – i like it!
mr. four – …but it doesnt even tell time?!!… you’re a dingle dwarf!
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