Dinglemonster


a restroom user who, but virtue of thoroughness, or just total f-cked-up/odd -ss-wiping technique leaves sh-t-stained dingle-berries all over the toilet and toilet seat.
dude, i just went to drop a deuce in the handicap p–pin stall and get this; the effing dinglemonster struck again…little brown rolled up pieces of teepee on the seat, on the floor…all over! who is this guy? who could wipe their -ss in a manner that leaves dirty sh-t-paper all over the throne?

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