dingo ugly
post two bagger
dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a – “where’s your arm dude?”
b – “i got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it”
a – “ahh man…. you did the right thing” -pats on stump-
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