Dining Amnesia



at a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
a case of dining amnesia.

waiter: welcome to agave mexican and seafood restaurant. what would you like to drink?

customer: sprite, please.

waiter: comin’ right up.

twenty minutes later.

waiter: here is your drink, miss.

customer: who the f-ck are you?

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