dinkelpuss
1. an idiot a smart -ss.
2. often disguised as a decent guy, with a what wacked out hair do.
3. a guy who runs the dreams and often ruins the lives of many women around him.
4.d-nkel suggest connections to tinkle/urinate. puss suggest kitten, or female body part (see p-ssy).
5. to p-ss unto p-ssy (female body part).
6. to p-ss unto puss (a festering wound)
7. to p-ss unto puss (a cat or feline)
8. the p-ss or tinkle out of or through a p-ssy. either caused naturally or by a physical. deformity.
when d-nkelpuss walked in this morning all the women went swanning their knees.
look at that d-nkelpuss, he has the craziest hair do!
he’s such a d-nkelpuss, last week he almost drowned my cat.
during love making i lost control of my bladder. i feel like such a d-nkelpuss.
when in the jungle with not other medical equipment d-nkelpuss is a good technique for disinfection!
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