dinkleberry

a tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man’s -ss hair. it can be the result of not washing your -ss or not properly wiping your -ss after taking a cr-p.
when the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his d-nkleberries and refused to have s-x with him.
a rounded up piece of toilet paper stuck to the underside of ones -ss, usually surrounding the -n-s.
that dude is a d-nkleberry.
the cr-p, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the -ss, or subjects of the -ss, see gooch.
dude, i was ripping out d-nkleberrys last night, it hurt like h-ll, i think i bled.
a terd that gets stuck in an animal’s hair where his b-tthole is and after a while it gets hard.
“check to see if he’s got a d-nkle berry!”
a b-tt hair with a tiny piece of cr-p at the end of it.
dave’s b-tt is covered in d-nkle berries!
terry and peri
my name is terry yeah! where my sister peri yeah! i bit hairy yeah! cause we the d-nkleberry
the d-nkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic d-nk. the d-nkleberry prides himself on being the worlds’ best manwh-r-, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every wh-r- that walks by. he does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
the d-nkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited att-tude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating aqua-velva cologne.
the d-nkleberry’s average day consists of bullsh-t one-liners that your grandpa wouldn’t have used, and a busted -ss blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (he likely has no idea how to use the blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply must be.)
the d-nkleberry’s diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the d-nkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
“i can’t believe that chris thought he was such a smooth dude. check out that receding hairline.”
“f-ck, what a d-nklebery.”
“i wonder what that smell is all about?”
“it’s stale nuts. the d-nkleberry clearly just finished breakfast.”

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