Dinklefest


a gathering of men who’s d-nkles are less than five inches in length.
whilst sharing a shower at the local gym, jim noticed that william’s d-nkle was sub 5 inches.

he immediately asked “william, would you like to come to my d-nklefest on sat-rday?”

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