dinner and a show


when you are in a public restroom, and the person next to you makes a lot of noise e.g. farting, grunting etc.
person a: uggggg poot

person b: ooh, dinner and a show
the act of giving or receiving a hand-job during a dinner out or at very least with others present. the act is secretive in nature, but can be exciting for others if a loud, ‘bravo!!!’ is shouted by the receivee along with a bow from the giver.
“last night i got a dinner and a show from lacy while we ate with her parents. her parents became a little suspicious during the second encore”

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