dinner loaf
a dinner loaf is a cl-ssic america food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. it is tradition to “pinch the loaf” before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. the only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. if it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
jim said to sally “hey girl ya hungry?”
sally replied “i could eat!”
jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius “dinner loaf”.
sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said “leaping lemurs i haven’t had dinner loaf in a c–ns age!”
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