dinner whore

a girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. she actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. she is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. she will rarely have s-x with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. n-body knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner wh-r- keeps living it up.
as a mere graduate student living on a stipend, it is impossible to find a date in new york, as it is saturated with dinner wh-r-s.
i propose this definition as a challenge to the first definition, which, although substantially correct, is not entirely accurate. a dinner wh-r- is a woman who accepts high-priced dinner dates from successful men with the knowledge that she has little, if any, romantic or s-xual interest in them. nevertheless, the dinner wh-r- accepts these dates knowing full well that the invitation is motivated exclusively by the man’s interest in a romantic or s-xual relationship with her. the dinner wh-r- is usually of upper middle-cl-ss birth, although the genus has been known to comprise the occasional middle-cl-ss aspirant. the dinner wh-r- is almost always of average or better aesthetic merits yet tends to regard herself as more attractive than she actually is. she is rarely a knockout but is almost always well manicured and has invested substantial time, money, and effort in seeking to maximize what physical gifts she has been given. the dinner wh-r- is usually youthful (21-35) and is most active between ages 24 and 30. she dwells in all climates and locales but is most often found in a metropolis, with most concentrated in or around new york city and los angeles. she has fairly eclectic appet-tes but evinces a general predisposition to doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and other men who are -ssociated, however ambiguously, with the world of finance.

although it is commonly -ssumed that the dinner wh-r-‘s primary aim is to obtain a high-priced dinner for nothing, this is but one element of a larger and more sordid agenda, which is predicated chiefly on general self-aggrandizement and ego innervation masked by the pretext of romantic interest. in addition to the free dinner, the dinner wh-r- desires to be lavished with attention, even if it is from someone to whom she is not attracted. to the dinner wh-r-, any moneyed attention is good attention. further, the setting of an upscale restaurant furnishes the dinner wh-r- with a captive audience of other socioeconomic elites, both men and women, who will see her receiving this attention and, she hopes, think better of her for it. contrary to most -ssumptions, the dinner wh-r- only rarely has s-x with her prey. although she is clearly interested in a quid pro quo, the ideal exchange is not s-x in consideration of expensive dinners. rather, she is interested in trading the prospect of s-x, however illusory, not only for the expensive dinners but also for the moneyed attention and the increased social visibility of an upscale setting.

– the dinner wh-r- usually leaves the game in her early 30s, by which time her looks have begun to flag or, at least, be outshined by younger dinner wh-r-s. at this time, the dinner wh-r- usually leaves the game and marries a short, balding jewish man of significant although not overwhelming means.
“i thought i had something going with that chick kristin, but i dropped $500 at jean-georges, and she didn’t even give me head. f-cking b-tch. she might be just another dinner wh-r-.”
priya. a priya is a woman who will stop at nothing to get a free meal, be it a cookie or a full-course dinner at a fancy restaurant.
my date last night was such a dinner wh-r-! she was all over the free breadsticks!
a woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////
the smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner wh-r-, such as ms. lisa of michigan.////////////////
a female who excepts a date with no intention of furthering the relationship, but does intend on obtaining a free dinner.
dude that girl i went out with last night was such a dinner wh-r-, i didn’t get any.
a dinner wh-r- is a woman who dates a man to get free meals from him even though she has little or no physical attraction to the man.
after several dates and moderately priced meals, as a minimum, the dinner wh-r- is not intimate. not even a kiss is extended.
a gay man who sleeps with men to whom he is not attracted, to get a free meal.
dr. singh is not into that guy, but they’re scr-w-ng like rabbits. he’s such a dinner wh-r-!

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