somf
sit on my face
i told the b-tch to somf.
sit on my face. term is used to show s-xual feelings towards another individual.
why sara, dont you want to somf today?
abbreviated form of the phrase “sit on my face”
somf can be used to denote domination over another person
facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of s-xual intercourse which didnt require condoms. this was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of std’s and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
the abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site facebook.
somf b-tch!!!
sit on my face
jordan kelly; somf!
some girl; -sits on his face-
the abbreviation of the expression “sit on my face”.
somf is primarily used as an indicative of s-xual attraction, or as an act of s-xual dominance.
used in conjunction with twitter, it is often stylised as #somf.
tom daley, #somf
sit on my face
come here and somf
abr. -sit on my face; to face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite s-x’s face with out under wear and get oral s-x.
dude, your girl said you was asking her to do a s.o.m.f. to you.
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