Dinosaur Egg
the presentation of a single t-st-cl- flipped up over the under garment’s elastic waistband or otherwise trouser material waistband; resembles the leathery egg sh-ll of the early offspring of a dinosaur
i thought it would be funny to show my friends what a dinosaur egg was, so i tucked a ball over my pants and used my shirt as a curtain to unveil the travesty.
the act of fisting a woman in the -ss, then trying to open your hand up, while said hand is still inserted.
“debbie could do nothing but scream when i successfully pulled off a dinosaur egg.”
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