dirt mitt
a nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, -n-s, mouth, or any other contaminate. typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
dude get your dirt mitts away from me, i don’t want that cat sh-t on my skin!
ones b-ttox hole
johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt
Read Also:
- Dirty Burt & Ernie
after having -n-l s-x, the man pulls out his p-n-s and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the sesame street characters. he gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had -n-l s-x again.
- Dirty Cambodian
after having -n-l s-x, you give your partner a full beard with the sh-t on your c-ck. dude your mom looks so wierd witha dirty cambodian
- Dirty Dong
a p-n-s that is dirty, or a person being an idiot. “what the f-ck you just cut me off you dirty dong!” ” oh h-ll naw you f-cked him, he got a dirty dong”
- dirty dozen sunday
dirty dozen sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. most commonly done by frat boys, p-rn addicts, professors, businessmen, chinese […]
- Dogma rain
dogma rain is a rock band from denmark 1st dude: “dude, i saw this awesome band yesterday!” 2nd dude: “oh, really? what’s their name?!” 1st dude: “dogma rain!”