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• dirgo

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• Discount Digger

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• DogSpeak

  the act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup. i asked that b-tch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. […]

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