dip nut


verb: the act of being the biggest piece of sh-t on the planet.

is proven fact the only comeback to your face
dude 1: dip nut

dude 2: your face!!

dude 1: dip nut!

dude 2: f-ck runs away crying
1. someone who expresses a complete lack of common sense or intellegence. after an act of dipnut has been done others who see it are nearly required to point at the person who commited the act and say, loud enough for all those around to hear, “dipnut!” thus making the person feel bad about themselves.
1. that person just dipnutted all over the place, get a clean-up crew in here!
verb: the act of being the biggest piece of sh-t on the planet.

actually is the only comeback to your face

dude 1: ur a dip nut!

dude 2: ur face!

dude 1: dip nut!

dude 2: f-ck leaves in tears.
any person who is stupid or commiting a stupid act to be cool but fails miserably without knowing they have made a jack-ss of themself.see also dipwad, jack-ss.
jimmy tried in vain to be like his idol johnny knoxville, but ended up making a dipnut of himself.
to run like h-ll, usually from the gay -ss cops
i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

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