Diphtheria


an awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.
dylan: wow, man, did you hear jeff has diphtheria?
joey: sh-t, that’s tough. how’s he gonna get through school?
dylan: i don’t know, man.
dani: let’s just all be thankful he doesn’t have dyslexia.
an acute bacterial disease that usually affects the tonsils, throat, nose and/or skin. occurs from eating too many hot lunches
this pud in my cl-ss got diphtheria because he loves hot lunches.

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