dipilitante
dipilitante is a noun, generally a feminine term, -ssigned to a friend or lover who helps to remove unwanted body hair. (see ‘manscaping’; “mow the lawn”)
(a quasi-portmanteau, dipilitante was constructed by conflating “dilettante” and “depilitant”.)
man: “i’m heading to hawaii for a holiday, so i’ve been working out quite a bit so i look buff in my speedo….”
woman: “i think i’d better play dipilitante, in that case, and shear some of that fur off your back & shoulders!”
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