Diplomatic Immunity

a status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an -ssociation with a proctecting power.

the protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or inst-tution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
“i wanted to set ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he’s my brother-in-law i have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist c-nt”

“i wanted to tell karen she’s being a selfish, spoiled c-ckteasing b-tch, however my girlfriend is karen’s best mate and might not give me head if i insult her friend”

“i really wanted to kick the sh-t out of paul but since hes my boss, i guess i’ll have to wait until i win the lotto”

ben, karen and paul all have diplomatic immunity
a truly baffling and r-t-rded rule that essentially means that as long as you’re a diplomat you can get away with really anything. a source of irritation for new yorkers due to un diplomats incredible inability to park.

sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. this however doesn’t happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or danny glover
diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don’t have to live by the law. look at the wikipedia page and see how many -ssholes have gotten away with crimes we’d all be doing life for.
the act of forcing a person into v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse but by shoving both b-lls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. while normally a punishable act, if you get the “triple threat” inside, no legal ent-ty can seek prosecution. this proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too d-mned determined not to get caught.
mark: “did joel force that girl to have s-x with him? that is a serious crime.”
scott: “yeah, but he got the d-ck and b-lls inside so he earned diplomatic immunity. there is nothing the law can do to him now.”
mark: “that lucky b-st-rd”

judge: “you are a sick individual and i sentence you to 25 yea…..”
lawyer: “your honor, it seems my client also shoved in the b-lls as well during the act.”
judge: “diplomatic immunity?”
lawyer: “yes, your honor, it seems that way”
judge: -pauses- “well, that is a totally different story then. case dismissed. and furthermore i sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court’s time”
a clan on the game call of duty 4: modern warfare on xbox live. a successful yet ignorant group of gamers often known as d.i. for short.
“hey how long were you playing cod 4 last night?”
“a couple of hours, but i got off when some diplomatic immunity members started trash talking me.”
magic the gathering card game.

diplomatic immunity is an enchant creature card for 1u that states: enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.

diplomatic immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.
willie casted diplomatic immunity on his creature. his opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked w-ll–s opponent lossed the game.