Dipster
a person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from urban outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control gl-sses.
habitat: the dipster is extensively distributed in brooklyn, ny, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve pbr. they can be abundantly found wandering around urban outfitters, american apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.
derivation: “dipsh-t” + “hipster” = dipster
hey check out the “dipster” with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. what a douchebag!
a connoisseur of the hottest new dips.
used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on facebook or something awful).
a: f-ck you, hipster.
b: i’m not a hipster; i’m a dipster.
a: i love dip!
b: have you tried the new jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?
someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)
our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.
someone who was hipster before it was “cool” and doesn’t actually refer to themselves as a hipster
kevin: i knew this band 4 years ago
thelma: i love this band! and wearing plaid and big gl-sses… i’m so hipster…
kevin is a dipster.
describing someone who is a dipstepper
“beau was only at the party for like 15 minutes before going to bars, what a dipster”
a ‘hipster’ who’s so dorky-looking that your have to mix the words ‘dork’ and ‘hipster’ to make ‘dipster’. usually they wear old-school gl-sses, tight plaid pants, have pasty skin, strange moustaches and hair-dos and generally are attempting to fit into the infamous ‘hipster’ crowd, but are on the outskirts, fitting into the even worse ‘dipster’ crowd.
(people-watching outside window of apartment as people walk by, commenting on their looks and attire)
guy: ‘did you see that dipster walk by? what a weird, goofy outfit they’re wearing!’
girl: ‘freakin’ dipsters, i feel sorry for them, they don’t even fit into with the goofy ‘hipster’ clique. how sad!’
a dude hipster.
those dipsters at the animal collective show last night kept pumping their fists and hollering like they were at a high school football game.
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