dipstick


1. the p-n-s

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
shut up you sleazy dipstick.
p-n-s. see also to dip ones stick.
i saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did i get a fright. and that on a sat-rday night !
one who’s brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

that dip-stick joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
1.) the stick in fun dip.
2.) the d.
3.) a stupid person.
hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
1) a tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) a derogatory term used to describe a person.
-the dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man’s urine.

-that guy’s a freaking dipstick!
a dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed -ss-crack. he then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. always a good ice-breaker.
after chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.

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