Dire Straits
the most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into dire straits, and non-dire straits.
once you’ve learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.
eric clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of knopfler’s majestic guitar stylings.
dire straits: will there ever be a better band?
“dire straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole” — bob dylan.
a awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that’s a shame because this band “played as an organic whole” – bob dylan
probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is “the sultans of swing”
d-mn man i cruise to the dire straits alb-m in my tempo. it’s the best c-ssette i own.
best band ever
boy them dire straits are d-mn good
to be in serious sh-t !!!! to be f-cked up !!!
you dum-sses don’t even know your own language !!! you’re in dire straits
the band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordled zeppelinword.
money for nothing and your chicks for free!
“to dire strait someone”
getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating ‘friends’ by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like ‘romeo and juliet’ or ‘telegraph road’.
“she was going on and on about her mother so in the end i had to dire strait her…”
“i simply used the dire straits method and away he was…”
a h-m-phobic band that uses the word ‘f-ggot’ to demean gay people.
dire straits are a h-m-phobic bunch of rednecks.
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