dire
very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical
the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find bin laden is a dire emergency, dire hurrican
abbreviation for diarrhea. the result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie garden state, uggs, adolescent livejournals.
“this elevator music is really giving me dire.”
“oh my g-d, that girl’s outfit is giving me m-ssive dire!”
very similar to dour, used in the same circ-mstances: gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an -rs-hole.
gay person: oh! i love sp-ce!
normal person: dire!
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