directile dysfunction
when your navigation system isn’t working.
i wanted to go to taco bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. it must be having directile dysfunction.
#navigation #system #erectile dysfunction
a disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
bill: dude, wtf!?! you were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.
tom: for realz? i thought that was tomorrow. my directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
#disfunction #erectile #directions #instructions #disability
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