DIRECTV


a satellite tv provider who loves local ads and never update the weather channel app to have the latest weather channel graphics and signal gets lost everytime there is a storm.
guy 1: hey let’s watch sports
guy 2: sure
-later-
guy 1: g-d dammit the signal is lost. we need to check the weather channel.
-when they change the channel to the weather channel-
guy 1: wtf the app doesn’t even match the graphics in the weather channel plus it still has 2008 graphics!
guy 2: god dammit why are local ads including sd on hd hijacking the lower display line and the warnings in the app cone in late!?
guy 1 and 2: god dammit directv!!!

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