Dirge

dirge is an epic dagger from the mmorpg wow, wich one day for unknown reasons, became the object of the longest spam session in tradechat ever.
silvermoon server trade channel:
player1: crafting dirge, your mats my nether!
player1: wts dirge
player2: shut the dirge up!
player3: i got my dirge right here in my pants…
player4: stop spamming dirge or ill report you all!!!
player5: dirgedirgedirgedirge! hahahaha lol11!!1 what are you dirge’ing about? xd
player9: who let the dirge out??
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……..3 hours later!
player13: come on guys! the fun is over…
player82: may the dirge be with you!
player11: reported.
player26: i dont give a dirge if you report me, haha
a song played during a funeral
“a dirge for her, the doubly dead. in that she died so young” ~ a verse in edgaer allen poe’s “lenore”
an item within the game world of warcraft of “epic” quality. the item has been the subject of an in-game fad, where it has been exessively linked in chat channels (spammed), usually in along with attempts at a humorous segway, and/or replacing a word in a sentence with the item name.

responses to the spamming, which can occur over several hours/days, is usually received with contempt, which incites the bandwagoners to increase their spamming.
this is madness! madness? this is dirge!
a sad pirate song, played during times of extreme lamentation.
the sad, sad pirate played a dirge on his concertina.
there are five prime cl-ssifications of dirge:
1. trad dirge
2. true dirge (also known as pure dirge)
3. dirge (also know as standard dirge)
4. sub dirge
5. fake dirge

however, there are offshoots such as math dirge, nu dirge, black dirge, dirge punk, dirge core, neo-cl-ssical dirge, prog dirge, nintendirgecore etc but they generally are derivative of one of the five main cl-ssifications.
1) my favourite type of dirge is dirgecore.

2) wow, i was listening to the vaccines and it’s just sub dirge.

3) suicide silence are clearly dirge, but bring me the horizon are obviously post-dirge.

4) green day are so weak, they’re so fake dirge.
australian slang for a cone of bong resin mixed with tobacco. often smoked as a last resort.
“i’m out of choof and i’m broke! we’re f-cked!”

“nah we’re not, let’s have dirge cones!”
one of the six scout cl-ss found in the online multiplayer game, everquest 2. dirges have musical spells and are generally considered a support utility cl-ss used for providing offensive group buffs to other fighter and scout cl-sses ingroup.
i play a dirge to help our raid group dps more…