dirk
a useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. they very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. large congregations are found around the la area.
“the only thing my brother had to do today was feed the dog, and he couldn’t even do that. what a dirk.”
a person who looks realy great. a sort of prototype.
wow, -person- looks so good. he sure is a dirk
a really cool person, someone who is so cool everyone wants to be him. usually dresses in big open shirts to show off his chest. gets all the girls.
man, baxter is such a dirk, he gets all the girls and he dresses like a p-rn star
1) a small dagger of scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game “dragon’s lair”, short for “dirk the daring”
dirk the daring killed someone with a dirk.
pr-nounced durk. secondary weapon of a scottish warrior, after the claymore. the dirk is a long dagger, only slightly too short to be called a short sword. blade in the range of 14 inches, commonly had only a bound handle, sometimes a small crosshilt.
the mighty warrior from the highlands was a walking armory; he carried a claymore, a dirk, and a sgian dukh, along with his pack and shield.
to dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like dirk nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of game 6.
dude this party is getting really boring, let’s just dirk.
anyone (mostly mexicans) who wears tight pants low, a shirt with “swag”, spiky hairstyle, and a snapback (of a sports team they don’t even watch). likes the words “swag” and “yolo”. some may do the shuffle dance, others may be poser skateboarders, and they like to be in groups. they are mostly big -ssholes, and only like girls because of their looks. they enjoy horrible mainstream rap music as well.
dirk, rhymes with dirt, and is close to the word dyk-
dirk on facebook: “ayee mayn dats heckaa swagg ^.^ hmu and lets chill broo”
the process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.
the word “dirk” originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term “carry-out”.
“anyone fancy a dirk in the shed tonight?”
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