Eggnogling


something atheists are guilty of when they are forced out of their bas-m-nts by their parents and taken to church. they eggnogle the priest and wish they could taste his w-lly.
harry the gay atheist was eggnogling gary, the priest.
to ogle or eye f-ck a stranger during the christmas season.
i can’t stop eggnogling that chick over there in the christmas sweater.

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