Dirt Alert
when someone says something that a dirt would say.
“i hate taco bell.”
“dirt alert!”
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if something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. the number of times you say “dirtay” determines how bad the event was (ex: 10 dirtays is very bad) (z.d. shoots a basketball, it hits the rim, but rolls in and out) z.d.: (screaming) dirtay dirtay dirtay dirtay! mullet: (rofling) dirtay dirtay!
- Facebook Jerk
the act of treating facebook as a p-rnographic medium through which one finds s-xual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation. mark: omg did you see jamie’s new vacation alb-m. i swore in one picture you could see her b-tt crack tom: facebook jerk!
- Facebook Face-Fuck
facebook face-f-ck: when you leave your facebook signed on at a freinds house and he/she sh-ts around with your status and such parez hilton left his facebook on at vin diesels crib and so vin diesel gave parez a good ole’fashion facebook face-f-ck
- The Palmatiere
when one torques his body 180 degrees to one side. then proceeds to torque back to the other side while keeping his arms out like wings but keeping them straight and in a horizontal motion. this is a great collaboration created after mr.palmatiere from conestoga high. -jon vila, courtland manning the palmatiere
- thingamabopadoohickey
high tech thingamabob or doohickey. i could fix your sattelite receiver if i just had the right high power output thingamabopadoohickey. thingamabob or doohickey in a highly technical device. i could fix your sattlite receiver, but i don’t have the right thingamabopadoohickey to replace the burned out one.