Dirt Badger
noun.
1. any person who is not a white protestant male.
2. a particularly promiscuous woman
3. the skin between the -n-s and the scr-t-m (see also gooch and taint)
4. any person who is not an african muslim.
5. someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. a powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.
i went to detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling c-ke on the corner.
dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! told you she was a dirt badger!
i haven’t had a bath in a month. my dirt badger smells like death.
death to all infidels, and american dirt badgers!
ever since i saw that show “cake boss,” i’ve been a complete dirt badger.
so i cast dirt badger with my level 31 mage and totally made the enemy orcs sh-t all over themselves.
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