Dirt Cricket
person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. not to be confused with a lot kid, a dirt cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.
rarely uses body soap on tour but rather subst-tutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. travels in groups, loves free beer, and will gobble up your
“kind nuggets” like a fat kid eatin’ cake. suprisingly most dirt crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.
he had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. what a dirt cricket!
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