Dirt Dragger


a male s-x organ (p-n-s) so long that hypothetically, while walking outside it would drag in the dirt.
person 1-“hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?”
person 2- “unless its a nude beach i cant”
person 1- “whys that?”
person 2- “because i have a dirt dragger”
person 1- “what’s that mean?”
person 2- “it means that my d-ck is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground”

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