dirt mop
a dirty b-tch who calls other girls out but thinks she’s a queen. probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé’s friends and is a pathological liar. she typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. a dirt mop can be found in just about any dude’s car if he has drugs, or on facebook talking sh-t about her friends. they prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. she is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-sp-ce, who spreads her nasty around.
this b-tch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she’s a dirt mop? lol
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